LIGHTER SIDE

PrayingMy Daily Prayer

“God of Israel, “Oh, that you would bless me and enlarge my territory! Let your hand be with me, and keep me from harm so that I will be free from pain. “And God granted his request.”

Prayer of Jabez

And Jabez was more honourable than his brethren: and his mother called his name Jabez, saying, Because I bare him with sorrow. And Jabez called on the God of Israel, saying, Oh that thou wouldest bless me indeed, and enlarge my coast, and that thine hand might be with me, and that thou wouldest keep me from evil, that it may not grieve me! And God granted him that which he requested.

OSHA Inspector’s Pledge

I am an OSHA Inspector. The OSHA’s Code of Federal Safety Regulations is my weapons of warfare. I have been trained & tested by Lawyers, Employers and my boss the Area Director. I am committed, faithful, reliable, dependable and cannot be discouraged. I will not sell out, be talked out of any Willful Violations or give ground in an Informal Conference. People cannot disillusion me, weather cannot weary me and if asked to get a Warrant, you cannot hide it from me. My fellow OSHA Inspectors, Area director and OSHA’s budget are depending on me to get as many willfuls as I can and I will not give up.

Remember: I’ll bring the camera….just smile and say….”yes, I knew about that safety violation”…..I’ve got ya on a willful.

Safety Soldier’s Pledge

I am a Soldier in the Army of Occupational Safety and Health. Integrity, Truth and OSHA’s Code of Federal Safety Regulations are my Weapons of Warfare. I have been Recruited, Trained, Tried by Adversity, Tested by Employers, Employees and OSHA. I am Committed. I will be Faithful, Reliable, Dependable and cannot be Discouraged. I will not Sell Out, be Talked Out, Bought Out, Pushed Out or Give ground compromising safety. People cannot Disillusion me, Weather cannot Weary me and my Employer cannot Silence me. My Family, Friends, Employer, Employees are Depending on me and I will not Give Up.

Will You Please Join With Me In This Army Of Safety Soldiers?

Safety WorkersTen Little Workers

  • 10 Workers- feeling fit and fine, one smoked in the solvent room….then there were nine…
  • 9 Workers- thought they’d be late, one cut through the railroad yard, then there were eight
  • 8 Workers- looking up to heaven, one fell off a loading ramp, then there were seven.
  • 7 Workers- putting in hard licks, one mixed booze with gas, then there were six.
  • 6 Workers- glad to be alive, one forgot his goggles, then there were five.
  • 5 Workers- standing near a door, one thought a wire was dead, then there were four.
  • 4 Workers- one scratched his knee, didn’t go for first-aid, then there were three.
  • 3 Workers- with nothing much to do, one indulged in horse play, then there were two.
  • 2 Workers- took stairways on the run, one missed his footing, then there were one.
  • 1 Worker- thought of the other nine, began to practice safety, Now he’s doing fine

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